I went to conduct a funeral today, when walking into the crem I found I was limping quite a bit.  Wondered what I had done.

Was walking through the waiting area, where two ladies were sitting – we exchanged pleasantries, and when I looked down, I noticed I was wearing odd shoes.  1 pair flat and 1 pair 1 1/2 ” heel… hence the limp.  The ladies saw them when I did, and we all laughed.

I keep flat black driving shoes in the car and change into heels for my funerals.  Someone rang me when I was changing, and I must have thought I had both shoes swopped.

I went back into the waiting room where the ladies were to get myself a drink of cold water.  They have a water dispenser, I took the cup and placed it under the nozzle, pressed the button and the soddin water came out of the other nozzle – all over the floor.

The two women said – it always comes in threes, so I promptly tripped up on my way out of the room!!