The stimulating conversations David and I have since lockdown.

This am

David, ‘I’ve decided to go to Tesco at 3:15’

Me (sarcastic), ‘not 3:14 or 3:18?’

David ‘no I’ve worked it out, that’s when it will be quieter, before it shuts’

My thoughts…. (how the hell did you work that one out!!???)

David ‘you can come with me if you like’

Best offer of the day, but I declined….

David ‘you could write a list if you want anything’

Me ‘ok, thanks’

David disappears, end of morning conversation.