Lovely evening at the pub, people eating all around us, was starving. I had put our tea in oven on slow cook before we left, so meal would be ready.

Arrived home about an hour ago, the oven was cooking away. I started the chips and checked on the chicken – opened the oven door and there was no chicken in. I had put the oven on to warm it first and never went the step further – actually transferring said chicken into oven.

Thank goodness we were over run by eggs – omelette and chips it was.